Ever want a major at your beck and call? 

The Pocket Major: wish you had a senior officer on speed dial, ready to dispense sage advice, cryptic military wisdom, and perhaps an occasional wry quip about army life - but not actually wanting to talk to them? Enter "The Pocket Major" – the digital bastion of martial intellect for the discerning officer.

Here, we've distilled the essence of years of field experience, tactical prowess, and just the right amount of mess hall banter into an elegant, user-friendly platform. Whether you're navigating the treacherous terrain of military bureaucracy or merely deciphering the enigma of the latest version of 3-0, The Pocket Major is your discreet sidekick.

Think of it as your digital S3 guiding you through the Dantean circles of staff officership. But fear not: this journey promises fewer SUBs, BUBs, and CUBs  and more enlightenment, with a sprinkle of tongue-in-cheek levity.